Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...
by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011
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by Al the pal. October 19, 2022
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-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
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I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.
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