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Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021
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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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Dick

A nick name for the people that have the name Richard or Ricky
So how is dick?
by Nichole_bitch April 26, 2019
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Dick Bros

Two dudes that seen each other’s dicks. Usually between two close friends.
We are dick bros dude u can tell me anything.
by YrnTakedown September 19, 2019
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Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.
I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!
by Topher1982 February 16, 2023
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Dick

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Small dick energy

Mainly possessed by a guy who is insecure, misogynistic and cannot stand women. The average dick size of these individuals are around 1-4 inches
Guys who bodyshame women give off small dick energy
by 4 inch king January 3, 2023
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