school fire

When you light a match and blow it out then hit someone in the face and they fly across the room

sry didnt see you there school fire

by The killer 1266 November 14, 2019

Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.

Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!

by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

School

A place where child labor and abuse is legal and where you learn algebra which you are never actually going to use unless you become a mathematician and you get tested on things then forget about them. THen you get home BUT NO you have homework that uses the rest of the day. If you dont start your homework the moment you get home you parents are going to 360 no scope your ass.

Dad: Time for school!
Me: (ah shit time to waste my whole day doing bullshit)

by qwertyisgoofy December 13, 2022

The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.

Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!

by Hedbut December 12, 2017

school

six
cruel
hours
of
our
liver

hell=school

by jishmcwish December 11, 2019

palmer high school

a place where trashy white people think they the shit, n word sayers, people pleasers, pick me’s, & rednecks. bitches who talk shit online just to walk past them in the hallways & think just bc they rich means they run the school. and the worst of all, the bitches who act like they still 12. so if you love that, come to palmer high.

me: i go to palmer high school
them: oh that’s tuff

by ihatewhitepeople222 October 2, 2021

Wanniassa School

A shit school that has 7 smart kids and everyone else are dumb eshays located in Canberra Australia in a shithole called Tuggeranong Valley

Wanniassa School is a shit school im not going there

by noodletec May 15, 2021