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Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide
by SPART323 May 6, 2024
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thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.
by Gamersnale April 24, 2014
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I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023
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MANDATORY SHIT LOVER

You just have to be thst way if you want to FORM A VERY SUCCESSFUL CORPORATION.

Something about this CHEESE THING.

GOT do what you are meant to DO.
Look to be honest with you the first MANDATORY SHIT LOVER besides IBM as to pierce your VAIL as the case PICHAI,BRIN, PAGE. SCHMIDT,COHEN,and many others know that a GOOGLE is "SHIT" and the PROOF is their rationalization , oh being ENGINEERS, ENGINEARS, and ENGINAEERS running a corporation makes the most sense so why don't we say a G00GLE is G00G0L as that is our G00G0AL to be honest with you which the later with our GOOGALL to say before this flies away we need a G00GULL " they love the BEACH(BE.ing Alive CHild) ," you're such a DAMN LIAR, G00GH0UL you have as you are SHIT 260 just "G00GLE" "PED0PHILE" in the ALPHABET can find being "ENGINEERS , ENGINEARS, ENGINAERES , and BUSINESS PEOPLE find the G00GLE in the G00G0L a G00G0AL firstly PARSE THE ALPHABET and always give it a SCALAR VECT0R MANDAT0RY SHIT L0VER

Wait a second CHEESE SMELLS AND OF COURSE SHIT SMELLS but SHIT does not taste any bit like CHEESE ," as who CUT THE CHEESE " is more like making a CUP OF BITTER EMETIC COFFEE and that be your MANDATORY SHITLOVER

Not making this up as in the SAN MATEO MENTALPONNI the MALE RESTR00M there is SHIT GRAFFITI and not only that as someone left the fredh PERFECT TURD nice and fresh in the TOILET next door to the GRAFFITI STALL being a JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL "C0PR0PHILE" PEDOPHILE I took the smaller TURD out of THE TOILET and went to the shower noticing " T0 LET I" be a MANDATORY SHIT LOVER ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE and consume or as the TURD neme fuses into SHIT "EAT SHIT"
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 22, 2022
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Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.
by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024
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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
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I rocked his shit

meaning you fucked him like no other girl has and made a bold move
Yo we were chilling at his place last night and I rocked his shit
by emskiiii March 6, 2024
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