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School

An endless dungeon of torture that is constantly being changed.
"I wish I studied in school," she said.
by Airbusyeet December 4, 2019
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valhalla high school

a mostly white school located in westchester new york where you can find the most want to be gangsters. they will find a way to try and take something you have while getting high in one of the bathrooms every period and if you think you are out of weed and wanting to get high no problem just go to a middle schooler and steal one of there carts. the sports are decent and overall everybody acts more entitled then they really are. in valhalla you can find your soundcloud rappers, want to be criminals, stoners and athletes but one thing you will never find is an attractive female. you can also find a fight in the courtyard before, during and after school.
by valhallahead September 8, 2021
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Oregon City High School

Oregon City is mostly white kids in suburbs or nice condos, however the high school consists of not only the city, but the surrounding more rural and “less fortunate” areas. People may call it the school with the “most poverty” in the area, but that’s because they’re most likely from the surrounding mega-rich/extremely wealthy areas. (Area schools include: Lake Oswego High School, Lakeridge High School, West Linn High School, and Clackamas High School.) This school is very far from the poverty line in the grand scheme of things and majority of the students.

The school is terrible though. They sweep student problems, (mental health, abuse, sexual assault), under the rug. There was a scandal in 2022 over a student committing heinous acts to another student and giving him a platform to speak on it to the entire school claiming he had “grown.” This caused several massive protests in school grounds and staff refused, for the most part, did nothing and didn’t recognize their wrongs. There were multiple teachers who publicly stood with the students, but administration was actively trying to fight back against it. The principal resigned after this whole fiasco.

It claims great academic success. It can only “show good marks” because any time a student seems to be dragging down the stats they cart them off to one of the alternative schools.
Oregon City High School is in the news again.” “Ah man really? What is it this time?”
by sw4ns0ng November 6, 2022
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Middle school syndrome

a rare non-contagious disease were certain individuals who enter the school system almost instantly starts to begin lacking common sense, it can occur over months or over a day, how fast the disease deteriorates your ability to freely think varies from person to person, some case studies find that depending on your position in the school system, from substitute teacher to Assistant Principle, could have a leading factor into the pace of which the disease occurs.
Did you hear that the substitute got fired? yeah... I think she had Middle school syndrome
by The Chair Miester May 5, 2022
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School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
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School Shooting

A School Shooting is when a man shoots a bunch of kids into a woman’s school.
Man: ima do a School Shooting!
Woman: ok I think I’m ready shoot those kids inside me!
by RandomOutOfContexg November 17, 2022
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