shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

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Get the shit on my helmetmug.

shit fifty

The amount an employee gets paid at a crappy minimum wage job.

She despised her new job, mainly because it paid shit fifty an hour.

by Quin C. D. February 20, 2021

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Get the shit fiftymug.

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.

Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”

by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020

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Get the Shit it Happenmug.

shit

Vice City Multiplayer - VCMP

- Did you kill your life in that shit?
- You mean vcmp? Yeah, long time ago...

by Anonymous1933 December 28, 2023

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Get the shitmug.

type shit

something white boys say to feel gangster; it's a way to acknowledge something in a good manner.

Mf: Yo brody, I just copped this diamond watch.
White boy brody: Type shit!

by WiTouLouw April 11, 2024

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Get the type shitmug.

Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023

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