Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.

My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.

by The man dan with a plan December 03, 2018

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Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

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A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.

by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019

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debaucherous ass pony

Is a girl with a fairly large rump that is into doing sexually deviant things and prone to always getting her way and when it doesn't work out she is known to kick her hooves and trot off

Amanda: I got knocked out last night by a drag queen for hitting on his boyfriend.

Harold: you were being a debaucherous ass pony again! Go ahead and kick your hooves and trot on off, clippety clip, clippety clip.

by Debaucherous asspony January 14, 2023

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