your mum

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz

your mum is hear

by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021

Have you lost your fucking mind !

its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.

person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !

by ghostoman August 31, 2023

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

kiss your bf list 4th day

16.10 it's kiss you bf list 4th day!!

"hi Jack"
"hi?"
"can i kiss you"
"why"
"because is kiss your bf list 4th day!!"

by horsegirl09 October 14, 2020

put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.

Baybee let me put it under your lungs.

by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015

follow your norms

A dumbass way of saying follow the rules that is so over used it makes my eardrums bleed until I die of blood loss.

"FOLLOW YOUR NORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by I got your band folder March 24, 2016

shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.

shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!

by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008