Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.

“Noah ain’t shit”

by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021

Dillree shit rocket

Fisting yourself until your anus is gaping then aiming your anus in the air and projectile shiting everywhere

Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket

by Goon master January 16, 2025

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

The shits

Extreme diarrhoea

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.

by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022

April shit

The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different

She be on that April shit this morning

by Tramp,babysmomma October 3, 2022

Shit Panorama

A run on or continual shit post or meme chain.

I'm taking you seriously, sorry for the shit panorama

by Anonfatality May 3, 2025