The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Shit

Speculation, here say, innuendo, theory

I am tired to listening to shit.

by Jerseywalt May 7, 2021

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

Half a shit sandwich

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.

The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.

by Hugh Jasphart June 22, 2022

Shit on Theelke

Little ass!

Piss off!

Little Victim

Theekle is a victim

Shit on Theelke

by Männerspotter_angelo January 24, 2022

Cock Shit Inhaler

Someone who be eating ass and cock everyday. Dude just can’t get enough of that cock and shit. Sometimes he even sucks on a knee. Bro is just gay as fuck

“Bro why the fuck does Garrett always smell like cock and shit?”
“Cuz he’s a Cock Shit Inhaler

by Poopcum69420 February 10, 2020