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Shits-And-Giggles

We should prank the class for shits-and-giggles.”
by Per-Son May 20, 2022
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Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.
by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023
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What the shit?!

A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.
Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.

Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.
by UNITUS827 October 5, 2022
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Ali-shit

The act of prematurely quitting an NBA 2K game in the final quarter to avoid receiving a loss, often out of frustration or a desire to protect one's win-loss record. This term derives from the name "Ali" signifying avoidance or escape, and "Shit" representing the unsportsmanlike behavior of quitting.
That’s some Ali-Shit.
by DoolyB24 March 13, 2024
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shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.
Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.
by RowVII January 20, 2017
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Cross Shits

The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.
The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.
by The Sugar Bear December 14, 2019
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shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.
Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023
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