Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

Shit pink

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.

X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"

by Seeksoul September 23, 2019

shit sister

every family has one....the less favourite or popular or successful sibling. Think of Danni Minogue compared to Kylie. Danni is the shit sister. Could also, be the second favourite son, if you have a brother.

Danni is the shit sister to Kylie.

by HomeBrand August 30, 2021

Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.

“Noah ain’t shit”

by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021

The shits

Extreme diarrhoea

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.

by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022

Shit Copter

When propelled in the air, spinning and defecating everywhere and onto people below

I was performing a shit copter while people had coitus/mating.

by shitcopterlover March 30, 2025

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019