your mom

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

your mom

YOUR MOM 🤭🇳🇪🧚 ♀️🧘😡🧘🎶🍎🥺🍒🧚 ♀️🤭🇺🇲🍎😡🧘👁️🍒

YOUR MOM HDHSHSYEJDJD ♌💀🇫🇷🇳🇪🏃🥱✨🥱♌🥑🇳🇪🌞🥱🌞🥱

by Yasbean December 8, 2021

me your ex

someone beautiful or handsome, that all the people want to date. we are kind, caring , reallll fine too. but most of all, someone you fumbled and missed out on cus you were too immature. We are up on all the trend but still are hella smart and you’ll never find someone like us again.

person one to person two: bro i need a girlfriend, some one stunning and nice
person two: oh yea you’ll find someone-
you: me your ex? yeah

by tylerthecreator?? February 20, 2025

your mom

your mom that always goes to your neighbour's house and not coming back at night.

YOUR MOM

by DOMATATI November 8, 2023

your mom

Old 21st century joke commonly used when you run out of comebacks in an argument.

"your mom"
"your mom jokes are so old, almost as old as your mom"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022