fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.
this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!
by Gorgick Genie July 18, 2022
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Shit-hit

When you smoke a hit of marijuana while taking a shit.
Gerry was tryna get baked but he also had to take a massive shit, so he took a shit-hit to save time.
by Higgler March 17, 2016
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Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.
“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”
by GiggaNigga99 November 27, 2022
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French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.
I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left
by Jcerrino August 20, 2024
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The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.
Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.
by Memely_dayz March 20, 2021
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(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 19, 2010
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Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 04, 2022
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