Fuck you

You hate someone, so much. Fuck them.

Bob:yo tim is kyle here?

Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!

Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market

Tim:What?

Bob:What?

Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..

Tim: Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle: Fuck you bitch.

Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.

Kyle:Thanks B.

Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*

Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.

(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

You Are Like Papa

It means basically lying cause papa lies a lot

Ex ; 🙋 ♂️ : my dog ate my homework

🙋 ♀️: You Are Like Papa!

by tiktokwords July 28, 2022

I love you

The fakest shit you will ever hear. No one ever means it.

👤: i love you

“no tf you dont”

by ya moms housee. July 28, 2022

You

A beautiful person

You are beautiful.

by Cat_Purrson_ July 29, 2022

why are you spinning me

When someone makes arrangements and they don't go through

why are you spinning me for six days?

by john caliber August 1, 2022

you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain

When you swear as a child.

Get off me you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain!!!!!!!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022