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School

School is just a social experiment to see how much stress a child can take before they snap
Math was a construct made by school as it was a contract with the fae gone wrong
by biggestqiblifan August 3, 2025
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St. Andrews High School

Andrews girls are beautiful and smart young ladies but dem wicked yf. If yuh girl guh Andrews just know seh she a use har brain pan yuh and yah get bun. Other than giving bun Andrews girls are phenomenal and are high archivers. Additionally the Jc boys are very obsessed with these girls. St. Andrews High School is a school filled with bun givers.
JC ute:Omg that girl is so beautiful she must got St. Andrews High school!
Another Jc Ute: Don't mek har looks fool yuh she's known for being a commonaz.
by abadmindgirl January 14, 2023
mugGet the St. Andrews High Schoolmug.

Barry Comprehensive School

A once great school run by the bald supreme leader GMAC. Its glory days including daily fights by Rhys and Ryan Jones and the sight of callum holt running down the corridor with shit running down his leg. Legends of the school include chow, holly and rob bourton. Now the school is full of fannies in blazers following a 1 way system in their shitty masks.
"Barry Comprehensive school is quite shit innit"
- Phil Turner
by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020
mugGet the Barry Comprehensive Schoolmug.

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”

Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
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School

Students in the morning:uuuuhhh I hate school

Teachers: I dont care
by Me 12 October 14, 2019
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Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
by Invincidih March 19, 2025
mugGet the Northport High Schoolmug.

School

Hell disguised as a place to learn and filled with rage and hate in other words Its worse than a basement
You should die in School
by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 14, 2020
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