The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Chucking wood

Masterbation.

We caught little Joey chucking wood this morning.

by anonymous June 9, 2024

ebony wood

Slang for black cock

Friend: I can't wait to have some ebony wood.

by OofPoof681 March 21, 2021

Hundred Acre Woods

A hairy asshole

He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.

by donkeyshane June 23, 2010

Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.

I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!

by E Ruff September 26, 2021

sid woods

Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.

Sid woods is a nonce

by Hayden Jones July 2, 2021