A very unattractive person; Someone whose face resembles a bird that got smashed in a truck's grill.
"Dude, did you see Joe's new girlfriend?"
"Ugh, total grill bird, man!"
"Could you imagine having sex with her?"
"Gross!"
"Ugh, total grill bird, man!"
"Could you imagine having sex with her?"
"Gross!"
by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007
by warfrud zenwa May 23, 2008
by microurban February 09, 2012
The act of ejaculating, but not having enough time to properly clean up, so you just redress as quickly as possible.
"My mom knocked on my door right after I came so I had to pull the dirty bird before she barged in."
by iwannabejimmer December 26, 2013
Ted: Oh look, those Red Socks fans sure hate the Yankees.
Red: Yeah, seriously! That's the biggest bird orgy I've ever seen.
Red: Yeah, seriously! That's the biggest bird orgy I've ever seen.
by E121phi June 09, 2008
Check out my Bird, my Bird is amazing. Check out this Bird this Bird in the Cage.
Look at that old mans Bird in the Cage.
Look at that old mans Bird in the Cage.
by Burkenstock March 21, 2012