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Poop Shackles

The shitty things that keep you down in life.
"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."
by Lord Jcovatis Maximus February 7, 2013
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poop slatt

do not say this
by boglequan November 25, 2020
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poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.
Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.
by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016
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Avoidance poop

When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.
David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.
by Okee Doke December 30, 2015
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Poop Eraser

1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".

2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.

3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.

3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.
by noworriezzs April 22, 2008
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poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy
On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.
by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012
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Green poop

A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash
Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash

Carl-sounds like a green poop
by Memesinmyass November 19, 2019
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