andrew ricalde

Andrew Ricalde is a African slave that is extremely broke and always complains about everything cause he is retarded.He also beat his meat in the school bathroom and has a gay relationship with Bashir

Imagine being Andrew Ricalde smh couldn't be me.

by Rich Immigrant May 23, 2019

andrew train

Used when conforming to what a friend wants to do rather than what you want / the better alternative.

Bro: "Hey hop on this game"

Me: "nah lets hop on this one instead"

Bro: "please"

Me: "Let's hop on the andrew train, I guess"

by Gnp_lover3 September 9, 2023

Andrew

An alpha male with so much aura that he attracts more bitches than he can handle. The overpopulation of bitches in his DMs are a source of great anxiety and discomfort. The mere concept of his existence shreds the fabric of space-time and makes every woman in a 100-mile radius instantly get wet. He single-handedly caused the number of gay men in the world to double over the past decade.

Holy shit why I am I getting a boner in the middle of class?
It must be the hyper-seductive aura of an Andrew; he is probably nearby.

by anonymous October 20, 2025

Andrew

Andrew is kinda weird. He sucks at math and math teachers just don’t like him. Andrews are usually pretty short. He typically has long hair. He’s also just not that smart. Andrew is also pretty popular. Not many girls fall for Andrew but there is 1 or 2 every year.

Person 1: Omg is that Andrew
Person 2: he looks like a girl from behind
Person 1: omg true

by Poopy pants📌 September 12, 2020

Andrew

An Andrew is a person who is very short, believes he is god, VERY BLONDE!, and is kinda cutie patootie, but also very popcorn. He is besties with Logan/ kinlee (I HATE HER)/ brin/ the hottest girl,Sydnee

Sydnee: Wtf who is that cute little boy who is Professor Ray?!!!!!?!
Brin: oh that’s Andrew

by Syddae:D September 30, 2023

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).

Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.

by localmenkisser January 17, 2022

Andrews Osborne Academy

A place where sophomores Juul and share mother fucking teas and Chinese people get straight A.

Mag: Andrews Osborne Academy?
Ryan: Mango pods.

by Random Chinese Scholar May 24, 2019