Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010

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two-thrust rule

The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."

We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.

by Ci Bach October 8, 2009

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Two peas in a pod

“Jacob and Alexa are two peas in a pod!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

JACOB AND ALEXA ARE TWO PEAS IN A POD KK

by hahahha2001 August 24, 2019

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Two-Man Saw

When two men are engaged in the act of docking, then proceed to tit fuck a woman.

This chick was a TOTAL slut, she even let Kelly and me Two-Man Saw her.

by dirty david May 10, 2019

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Used for "calling out" either a lie, a fact or simply to add emphasis to a statement. Also used to strategically end a conversation by utterly laying the story teller aghast at what was just yelled. Can be used as a simile, comparison, metephore between a person/place/thing and a persons nuts.

Discovered in Roatan, Bay islands, Honduras. Being introduced to the USA via Cali and Minnesota

#1: You think 50 cent's a gangsta?
#2: My two nutz! = that's a lie!

#1: so there I was...blahblahblah...
#2: MY TWO NUTZ! lets get some drink-a-lation on B!

#1: My two nutz are phat'er then that lambo

by Reed A Vander Schaaf January 21, 2008

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