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Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.
Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.
by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021
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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
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Toilet paper

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?
by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020
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big ball skibidi toilet

samuel is attracted to these things
by Big ball skibidi toilet October 24, 2023
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Ohio skibidy toilet

When your skibidy mogger mogs you and you need to clap back. Insult, derogatory.
Im mogging you right now!
Well, atleast im not a ohio skibidy toilet
by anonymous April 15, 2024
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toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold
I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS
by awkward swine March 22, 2020
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Toilet Drop

When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.

The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.

He hit the door on the way in.

She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.

He simply forgot to put the seat down.

They all had a Toilet Drop
by An unfortunate incident January 4, 2011
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