Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

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Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan

Kurt's gone from minor roles to playing Morgan in Oppenheimer, a journey to the core of history man.

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Person 1: Who's that guy playing Thomas Morgan?

Person 2: Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan, bro!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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St Thomas

A crime written project in new Orleans home of murder drugs robbery one of the nations most crime written housing development in uptown 10th Ward new Orleans

Also home to the beginning of Bounce Music

Say bruh come to the St Thomas for the Second line Ya heard me

RIP DJ IRV

by St Thomas May 8, 2014

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Brown Thomasing

The act of two sexual partners bending over faced opposite each other on a white sheet, pressing their buttocks together and defecating simultaneously for sexual gratification and pleasure.

Babe you were so hot when we were Brown Thomasing last night.

by Unequivocal knowledge October 14, 2025

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Thomas

An alright geezer who you love having around you but you can’t stand at the same time. You want him to be your friend but they are also deserving of a kick in the bollocks

He is a great friend but wow Thomas is a dickhead

by Some called this November 22, 2021

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