How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

wood

fricking wood you find on trees

dude i just cut some wood

by IM BANJO October 7, 2019

Granville T. Woods

Granville T. Woods, born to free African Americans, held various engineering and industrial jobs before establishing a company to develop electrical apparatus. Known as "Black Edison," he registered nearly 60 patents in his lifetime, including a telephone transmitter, a trolley wheel and the multiplex telegraph (over which he defeated a lawsuit by Thomas Edison).

Granville T. Woods was known as the "Black Edison"

by Bearonboat November 27, 2021

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Chris Wood

Chris wood is amazing. He’s humble and kind. He’s funny and incredibly passionate about his roles and campaign. He made a movie called the stew. He’s known for playing Brandon North on Major Crimes , he was on Carrie Diaries as Adam Weaver, he was on Vampire Diaries as Kai Parker , on SuperGirl as Mon-El prince of daxam( he was goofy and intelligent), on Legacies he played Kai Parker, and his most recent role Masters of the universes hes playing Prince Adam/ He-man as a voice actor. ( he has way more roles but these are ones people have seen him more as) Chris wood is awesome dude, he also cares for other people. He made idontmind in 2017. Idontmind is a mental health awareness campaign made by Chris Wood and his Co-founder Edward Schmit. He’s comedic and obviously caring. I simp-ly love him.

“Chris wood is hot and I’m jealous.”

by Melwood is very adorable. November 18, 2020