two-thrust rule

The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."

We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.

by Ci Bach October 8, 2009

Two peas in a pod

“Jacob and Alexa are two peas in a pod!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

JACOB AND ALEXA ARE TWO PEAS IN A POD KK

by hahahha2001 August 24, 2019

The two finger linger

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.

Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!

by MJG0219 July 4, 2011

two butt fat

Two butt fat is when you are so fat it looks like you have two butts.

Keven, did you see that person he was so fat he had two butts.

Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.

by apple seller December 12, 2010

two step to the taco

Exactly what it states. Similar to a kicker kicking a field goal.

*Note; taco in reference to the female vag.

Nancy took a two step to the taco from Johny for being a dumb slut.

by L to the J to the G June 12, 2008

Two-Man Saw

When two men are engaged in the act of docking, then proceed to tit fuck a woman.

This chick was a TOTAL slut, she even let Kelly and me Two-Man Saw her.

by dirty david May 10, 2019

two-party cuck

A two-party cuck is a person who is either voting for Hillary Clinton (Democrat) or Donald Trump (Republican) or someone who tries to coerce/manipulate other people into voting for the Democratic candidate or the Republican candidate telling them that voting for a third-party (Gary Johnson or Jill Stein) is a "wasted vote".

Dylan told me to vote for Hillary Clinton because he thinks voting for Gary Johnson is a "wasted vote", he's such a two-party cuck.

by Nocturnic Wolf October 3, 2016