mexican mud slide

when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth

brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother

by the lunchbox cool June 25, 2009

Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

Ran it through the mud

When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.

After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.

by onehunglo October 4, 2020

glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

peruvian mud coffee

When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.

Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night

by captaincrunk December 12, 2014

Louisiana mud mask

When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face

Im sure Mark was surprised when Stacy gave him a good old fashioned Louisiana Mud Mask

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019

Montana Mud Rocket

It's when one has their significant other drink/eat laxatives, and perform anal sex until you feel the pressure, then when you do pull out fast and move. That is how you do the Montana Mud Rocket

"Dude Sally and I performed the Montana Mud Rocket"
"Bro that's gross"

by 406 Weird Man March 27, 2023