Seriously the best person around. She always has a way to make your day better, always puts a smile on your face, and just is the easiest person to talk to. She’s too nice for her own good and needs to take better care of her own happiness, but she makes everyone else happy all the time. Even though she’ll never admit it because she struggles with complements, she’s the most gorgeous girl to walk this planet, and she makes the best jokes of anyone. She’s a fast texter, a great listener, and is everything a person could ever want. Once you get a Hannah, never let her go, never do her wrong, and be sure to give her the love she deserves as a friend or partner. Finally, remember that when you’re in the presence of a Hannah, you’re in the presence of a person who doesn’t have a mean bone in there body and has a heart so pure that Brita is afraid of it, she’s perfect.
Person 1: “I’ve started hanging out with this girl and she makes me feel so happy and I just can’t stop smiling.”
Person 2: “Her name is Hannah isn’t it.”
Person 2: “Her name is Hannah isn’t it.”
by Hannah Appreciation June 27, 2024
Get the Hannahmug. 
She is ok looking, but she is bat shit crazy the kind of girl you won’t give a gun to. She is also very annoying and has a crush on every guy.
Shit I have first period with hannah
by Bbxbsns December 12, 2021
Get the Hannahmug. Hannah Banana is always mean sometimes nice when she feels like it she always wanna fight when her opps disrespect her she moshed hated in Columbus
by 614streetnews December 7, 2023
Get the Hannah Bananamug. Hannah Coccia is a material girl that loves to play with her friends. Hannah can sometimes be a bad ass material girl. Hannah likes making tiktoks for sure. SO BADASS.
by TheDeezDownTheStreet June 14, 2022
Get the Hannah Cocciamug. loves lasagna on cold monday mornings. The "it" girl of New York. The "social outkast" the "nobody" but that "it girl"
by loveilylily! March 21, 2023
Get the hannah guestmug. “The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 3, 2020
Get the Hannah R. McRmug.