poster-face

Someone who is so hot and sexy their face belongs on a poster. Basically an all-around stud. Think of Brad Pitt and Marilyn Monroe's love child, then multiply by 1000.

Hot girl 1: That guy over there is super cute!
Hot girl 2: He's more than cute, he's a poster-face.
Drooling frenzied crowd of hot girls: OMG WE LOVE HIM SOOooOO MUCH!!!11!!2!!

by <3Ponsvir999 April 28, 2010

Ugg-face

Those sorority girls who wear ugg boots and northface jackets on a college campus, along with sweatpants and bedhead. An oxymoran because they are typically very attractive.

Did you see that ugg-face walking to class wearing the hot pink sweatpants.

by thecichlidpleco February 24, 2010

blumkin face

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011

Horse Face

1) A douche bag that stalks musicians, asks for photos and autographs, and then proceeds to talk shit about them either to their faces or behind their backs.

2) An ugly long faced douche bag with a big nose resembling a horse.

1) Guy 1: So Kristoffer does the most controversial and volatile thing anyone can do, and yells to Jerry Cantrell loudly and clearly for everyone to hear: "It should have been you instead of Layne!".
Guy 2: Wow, what a fucking Horse Face.

2) "Wow, that thug that had that 2 second spot on 30 Rock is a Horse Face!"

by metalbro4life May 27, 2010

face-hugger

Really creepy sexual partner who wants to bear/sire a child at the first opportunity, tries cleaving to someone who is not interested, and if a kid is conceived and born promptly loses interest in it. In short, a bit of a psycho. After the critter in the Alien movies.

I don't know what Alice ever say in Mark. Now she's trying to offload little Gary onto him. She must be a face-hugger.

by Fearman June 15, 2007

Ahego face

So dumbass fucking bitch who always sticks their tongue out on TikTok.

This dumbass egirl is making the ahego face.

by Ahego February 11, 2019

sheet faced

A term for the appearance of someone who has just risen from bed, and is bearing the marks of their pillow.

I woke late for work, and left the house still sheet faced.

by Cpt.Flint September 10, 2005