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Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.
yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?
by hrm smk April 7, 2008
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30 days

May be used in place of "fuck you"
Used in conjunction with the Theory of Constraints concept for companies to sell a bad product and having time to bail.

30 days means to be fooled, purposely mislead. Sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations, to have lost determination or confidence; dispirited after the 30 days because things are much worse than before.
I know things look really bad right now but give it 30 days and it will be awesome.
Hey man, its been 30 days and things are worse than before!
Oh you got to give it 30 more days.
by TOCsucks April 11, 2019
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pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).
Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!
by BELLALA July 31, 2012
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Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
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pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.
I eat pie on pi day.
by Primal Secret December 15, 2008
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Valentine’s Day

A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u
Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie
by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019
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banana day

august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas


*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day
"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"
by tyhe August 24, 2008
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