man pms

when a guy's hormones start going all over the place and they act all moody and bitchy.

Tom Cruise is always man pmsing these days and is Oprah!!

by Princess_of_Rebelz425 January 15, 2009

wasabi man

He's coming to a sushi bar near you!

Is it soy sauce? Is it ginger? No! It's WASABI MAN!!!!

by Chuck Rooney March 18, 2005

Garbage Man

A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.

Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."

Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"

Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."

by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum May 4, 2013

breast man

1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big

(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!

by Dubiks May 23, 2019

man pms

When A Guy Is Being A Total Bitch And Being Overly Sensitive.

"WTF! I WANTED A COKE NOT DIET COKE"
"DUDE CALM DOWN! You Got Your monthly man pms again?"

by Grl Who Knows October 7, 2009

Man glue

Man Monkey spunk. Johnny juice.

Tony, look, PJ's come out of the bogs with man glue down his trousers.

by Dr Love April 25, 2003

man look

when men (or someone else) look for something but can not find it because they do not look properly. Often whatever they are looking for is right in front of them.

you can't find it because you did a man look

by Sarbullar October 27, 2007