Shoes

Dog food

Dogs eat shoes

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023

Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019

Shoe

METH

Where that shoe though??

by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019

Bosnian Shoe Shine

Using a pair of severed feet, from a living or dead person, to give yourself a foot job.

Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Cool your shoes

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018

Old Brown Shoe

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009