wobbly sausage 

those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey dick.

George: Hey, man, you getting some tonight?
Hermione: Unfortunately he's had a bit too much to drink tonight so I'm afraid I'll be riding the wobbly sausage.
Ron: No man! I could go forever!

wobbly sausage by askmenomorequestions May 11, 2015

Dark Sausage 

One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.

Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.

Dark Sausage by Dark Sausage and Darkness Theory February 14, 2004

Iron Sausage

1. Any large metallic phallic looking instument, usually used as punishment in certain countries.

You sir are charged with 8 counts of murder and 4 counts of crimes againt the animal kingdom. I hereby sentence you to death by the iron sausage

Iron Sausage by Cmacattack April 22, 2010

curry sausage 

big indian DICK.

You want to suck his curry sausage

curry sausage by currylover123 October 31, 2010

samoan sausage 

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage

"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"

samoan sausage by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010

silly sausage 

a fake penis

you silly sausage

silly sausage by tom beach February 24, 2004

charred sausage 

adj; a black man's penis

Maannn. Anna likes likes them charred sausages!!! She had two last night.

charred sausage by charmy August 3, 2012