Eating Shit

Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.
Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.
by Rastaman 2 September 13, 2009
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shit cramp

a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump
by eureka January 22, 2004
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Fag Shit

A very compact turd. As if a penis rams another's anal cavity, causing the shit to be nice and compact.
Man, I just took the biggest fag shit. Felt like a rock came out my ass.
by MiScreant February 03, 2012
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Shit Shoes

Simply being shoes that one changes into before performing the act of defecating in the bathroom, most commonly used in an office setting or other close encountering professions. The act of changing your shoes gives you a sense of "anonymity"in the bathroom for those who look under the stall to distinguish the occupant by the shoes he or she is wearing.
Whenever you do your business at the office, remember your Shit Shoes!
by xCastratedx July 31, 2011
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shit bastard

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas
"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"
by the fatboy racer July 10, 2005
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Shit Zoo

A zoo with no animals
by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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Shit wrecked

To be incredibly drunk! Also, an awesome line from lady gaga's dirty rich beautiful!
Oh man, I don't remember anything from last night, I was shit wrecked!
by Sugar P**** September 21, 2010
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