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Claduce Soup

Claduce Soup is preformed when one person proceeds to cannibalize another human being and turn them into soup, but separating the organs from the feces. Feces will be force fed to a infant and the soup is distributed among clueless strangers the next day.
I can’t go to the party tonight i’m babysitting and going to preform the Claduce Soup”
by speedythespeedster February 20, 2021
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Soup

Big and Slurpy.
Hand me that Big and Slurpy soup
by StonerBoner7177 July 10, 2023
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Loose Soup

The opposite of “no soap”.

When everything happens, but not necessarily in a bad way.
How was the bar last night?
OMG! Thought It was going to be no soap, but it wound up being loose soup!
by BeezVanilla December 31, 2020
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Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021
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Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.
- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?
by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020
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Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018
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cheddar soup

when you rub your ass cheese on your friends' sheets and then he brings a chick over and her pussy juice makes makes a soup out of the ass cheese
Yo man that's hilarious she just made some cheddar soup in that douche's bed.
by Quintonious December 15, 2010
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