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Ellie Jones

Girl 1: do you know Ellie Jones
Girl 2: oh yeah isn’t that the chav in hendy
by Sappppening November 11, 2020
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Jone

Jone is an awesome guy, who is allways the king. Jone aka Jonekingen is the #1 player in Fortnite. He has most likely 999+ solo squadwins and he kills Ninja for a living. Jonekingen gets all the chillern girls and he is actually Drake. He was the one who sung the song " Gods Plan". Drake has never sung a song, because Jone sings it for him. Everyone wants to be a Jone, but they don't got the balls for it. Be like Jone.
Boy 1: I wanna be a Jone.

Boy 2: Haha good luck, cuz he is the king.
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
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Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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james jones

dude you're so james jones
by goolgoog August 29, 2020
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