Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS)

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.

Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).

by The Naughty Professor April 9, 2023

Your so fucking cunt

A sentence often used by Axel Jonsson, when he is trying to say You're a fucking cunt or You're such a fucking cunt.

Kalle: *Proceeds to take Axels ray-bans*
Axel: Your so fucking cunt!
*Laughter in background as we caught it on tape*

by bepiscowma August 31, 2017

Ding Dong So Long

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.

"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."

by dfpsdjiojiosdjiosjiojoisdjio February 3, 2019

So very damn much

The amount of love Zach has for Joni Butler

"I love you so very damn much, Joni Butler"

by Reltubhcaz1977 December 19, 2021

Smells So Good In A Boardroom

The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.

Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.

by Mike109999 March 13, 2022

“Cuz I said so”

An adults way of finishing a statement as if it were factual with no actual way to back it up. When a mother has used this term best believe the conversation is over, and she “won”.

-Why can’t we do it this way? It’s faster.
“Cuz I said so”!
-Why can’t I go to the movies?
“Cuz I said so”!

by Femme.Fae.Fairy January 24, 2022

don’t sound so excited

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓

Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”

by Live4LOONA July 6, 2023