Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

DATE

date

It was definitely a date

by Niamhy79 September 6, 2021

dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.

The world is ready for dating toys. "Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around their shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."

by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023

Date Phenomena

The date tattoo that is showing up on everybody all around the world is a cure for depression

Oh, my tattoo says 07/12, I can’t wait for this day to happen because it will help me! Thank you for blessing me with this date phenomena!

by IBLoser October 14, 2022

Inadvertent dating

when you don't know that the person of the opposite sex you're hanging out with actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world

P: R and I have so much fun hanging out together

T: Ummm that's inadvertent dating

by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012

bus date

When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).

person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”

by kikifafiki October 20, 2020