Dirty Snow Angel

When you're banging a chick in the butt face down in snow, making a snow angel, you pull out and she shits all over the place.

Dude me and my chick went snowboarding this weekend and I gave her a Dirty Snow Angel, it was more brown than usual.

by the teflon don December 6, 2013

portuguese snow blower

When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.

I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!

by crowley14 December 3, 2021

zero-g snow

When a man ejaculates in space and let’s the resulting semen float around in the air for a while.

Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it

Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club

by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023

Snow Plow Operator

Noun
An individual who does precision guess-work base on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also Wizard,Magician

That Snow plow operator is like a god.

by Snow Plow Supervisor January 24, 2023

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Mexican snow shovel

Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out

Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.

by Limegarbage October 4, 2023