Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

nipple-head

Someone who is very ignorant/stupid.

You nipple-head, get away from my plant!

by factwizzard May 25, 2009

nasty nipple syndrome

Nasty Nipple Syndrome is a genetic disease some people have that makes their nipples pointy and off color, sometimes called N.N.

"Dude nick jonas has some bad N.N."
"What's N.N?"
"Nasty Nipple Syndrome, i mean it pretty much explains itself"
"Yeah your right he is super eww"

by DEFEATNASTYNIPPLES October 29, 2014

nipple up

get tough, step up to the plate, it is the female equivalent of nut up or sack up

She needs to nipple up and tell that guy what time it is.

by drbillyg May 19, 2014

Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

frog nipples

It’s what you say when your mad/:(

Oh frog nipples I lost again

by Pitickle July 02, 2021