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mexican mud slide

when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth
brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother
by the lunchbox cool June 25, 2009
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Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
by winkyface9 January 1, 2012
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Ran it through the mud

When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.
After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.
by onehunglo October 4, 2020
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Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt
by Evilives November 23, 2014
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peruvian mud coffee

When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night
by captaincrunk December 12, 2014
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Louisiana Mud Bath

While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.
Bro I just gave that girl a Louisiana Mud Bath and now my dick is covered head to balls in shit.
by Link6456 July 31, 2016
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Mississippi Mud Hug

This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.
I just got a Mississippi Mud Hug and I am not sure how I feel about that.
by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019
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