mexican mud slide

when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth

brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother

by the lunchbox cool June 25, 2009

Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

Ran it through the mud

When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.

After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.

by onehunglo October 4, 2020

peruvian mud coffee

When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.

Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night

by captaincrunk December 12, 2014

Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.

We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt

by Evilives November 23, 2014

Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.

Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”

by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020

glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016