Monster Drinking Virgin

One who has never had the energy drink Monster.

Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.

by Waffles_xD April 28, 2011

throat yogurt monster

in short, a cum guzzler

JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER

by biganne00 December 7, 2010

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011

cupcake monster

It's when you put a cupcake in your partners butt hole and you eat it out with just your mouth leaving not even the smallest bit of frosting.

Bro my girl is a cupcake monster,she didn't even leave frosting behind.

by cookiewhat? May 29, 2009

Slutness Monster

A Girl Of The Sluty Kind. With A Monsterous Additude. She Think She All That, But Aint. And She Is Known As A Hoe, At Schools She Dont Even Go To.

Girl: You See That Chicka In Firstt Period, Wit Tha White Shorts?
Boy:Hells Cheaa!
Girl:She Be Some One Kinda Slutness Monster.

by TheHotDudeAtFareway June 13, 2009

waukesha monster

The self driving red SUV that accidentally steered itself through a line of parade participants, including little kids and dancing grannies.

Today's News: "The waukesha monster doesn't exist. Nothing to see here, go back to sleep."

by UntrustworthyCheckmark November 30, 2021

Squattle Monster

a degenerate person who is at the same place for long periods of time, typically like a casino or race track. One who doesn't shower or demonstrate proper hygiene or imply the use of a bar of soap because they have been in the casino for days on end. And who has obviously succumb to social retardation because they can no longer function because of money loss and or large chunks of time in the casino.

God, it's 5:30 in the morning and these squattle monsters wont go home.

by amckay518 March 21, 2012