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2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019
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Wood

A certain block in minecraft you get at the start of the world.
by Loneplar March 1, 2022
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Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
by phil endicott May 23, 2020
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Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
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Wood pecker

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker
by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017
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Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper
Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?
by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022
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Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022
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