Boyfriend: Give me a kiss
Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(
Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(
by kissmysparkles May 28, 2012
this person is pretty goofy and is pretty bad at math but she is still pretty cool 🤓 she goes to peoples houses just to take a nap, steal food, and steals your lunch as well. but that’s what makes her so special. 🔥
by white man 310 November 21, 2023
A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“
Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 06, 2023
The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.
by MKChongz February 10, 2020
Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 04, 2022
Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it
by parkmaster January 20, 2015