i'm having fun mum

said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice.
came from the add where the kid is on the monkey bars and says "im having fun mum"

"are the sun and the moon the same thing"
"i'm having fun mum"

by nikki.6 January 7, 2008

Fuck this shit I'm out

WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT IS WEIRD LIKE THE GUY NEXT TO YOU

OK ummm what is that fuck this shit I'm out.

by Jjlong12 March 6, 2017

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad

I'm watching you always watching is weird

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.

Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.

by Gagump May 17, 2009

babe I'm gonna leave you

Best song ever. It was remade by Led Zeppelin and featured on their debut album. Hear it.

Babe I'm gonna leave you shows how much Plant's voice rocks!

by numandina September 8, 2008

i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016