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He was just turning his life around

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.
My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.
by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012
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Hi I’m Jackson Wang From China

Jackson Wang’s iconic catchphrase. He says it word for word in pretty much every interview he does.
Interviewer: h—
Jackson: Hi I’m Jackson Wang from China 😄
by yutodas August 11, 2020
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driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
by llvdoc September 7, 2017
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couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .
by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006
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Queer eye for the Hi-5

A symbolic handshake that originated from the indiginous tribe of ballwashers from CHRW. This gesture is usually followed with an annoying cat call that resembles a dying Ostrich: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah"
Only queers, ballwashers and cockgobblersof similar creeds can use this gesture - it is forbidden for anyone else.
John: "I am the greatest living human
being ever."
Acorn: <Hi-5 slap! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!"
by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004
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This phrase was developed from the 'Rock out with your cock out' genre.

It refers to 'The Walk of Shame' which people do early in the morning trying to avoid being seen returning home from a drunken or regretted sex session the previous night.
1- "Look dude there's Steven!"
2- "Haha! This is the reason I stay up all night smoking and drinking coffee - to catch people doing the walk of shame!"
1- "He came out with his shame out."
by Persico January 11, 2009
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