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facebook chatted

She facebook chatted that hot guy Evan last night and casually brought it up in conversation to her friends.
by honeypig February 28, 2009
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Facebook Inception

When one is facebook "creeping" or "trolling" through another's profile and begins to view other profiles at random until they end up on a profile with no idea how they got there.
"Man I was looking at John's new bitch on facebook and she had some hot friends I was checking out...before I knew it I was looking at a Japanese man from Australia...fucking Facebook Inception man!"
by ajaxthewolf January 8, 2012
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facebook stalker

Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.
If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!
by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010
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Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
by iPrank February 24, 2011
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facebook goggles

A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.
Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.
by see jay June 3, 2008
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facebook snitch

sharing a lot of unnecessary information about others while not being asked for it (similar to the recent actions of Facebook and the development of the NewsFeed).
Melissa : Wanna get something to eat?
Keisha : I heard Vicky T. sucked off Mike, Joe, David and Gino. And Paris slept with Daniel, Jamaal and Kyle.
Melissa : Alright...thanks for that.
Alicia : Wow, you definitely just whyled out.. on some serious Facebook Snitch status.
by dubbsy December 6, 2006
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facebook whore

Someone who adds everyone and their cousin on facebook, joins every other group they see, and adds every app they can think of, all just to look cooler than they really are.
My girlfriend is such a fricking facebook whore.
by absolutelyno one October 16, 2007
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