eaterbater

Someone who continuously masterbates as they eat finger foods.

"Don't eat the sandwich squares, that guy is an eaterbater and he's been touching them all"

by cloudqueen March 18, 2014

Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014

Exasterbating

Getting off on telling falsehoods. Especially of those pertaining to people or situations.

You tell more lies than a politician! Quit exasterbating, and tell the truth for once!

by Dr. Shadow April 28, 2016

Eater

urban legend that says "if you see me you will have days of nightmare and nights of great and do not go out at night...'

the eater found me i now see horific thing in the day oh god no no NO!...

by unknownuser79 May 15, 2017

easer

Slang for easier or easy, achieved without great effort; presenting few difficulties.

It's easer to do this
I can easery to do this
Is there an easer way to do it

by nynence June 4, 2017

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Ester

She always wants to decide, but is still very kindhearted and caring person. She often has talents like Music, and is often good at singing. She often has a tendency to want to stand on stage and some called Ester becomes an actor in the future. She laughs a lot, she is a very emotional person. When she grows up, she often becomes very happy, when she gets angry she often becomes very angry, and when she is sad she becomes super sad. The feelings are thus close to her. She also has an eye for fashion and style, and is often extremely good at makeup and hair.
Sometimes she can be very busty and selfish too. Very many by Name Esther have the star sign Lion. and in some cases born in August. A part called Ester also has a diagnosis, often called ADHD or ADD. She is an excited person, and loves to be with family and friends. If you have her best friend or girlfriend, she cares a lot about you, but can also be very jealous. Esther is also very nice, all the guys who see her think "Wow, what a girl!" She is very beautiful

Oh! she's such an Ester, very beautiful!

by baebae22 May 18, 2018