sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in insolence

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

Couple Buddy

To me ig its like friends with benifits but way more closer igg😂 like you act like a couple but you aint you just need someone to be with ig

She is my couple buddy.

by Une September 12, 2019

Ladder Buddy

Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.

Where is your ladder buddy?!

by Ladderbuddy1 September 20, 2019

buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.

Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.

by mikejackson3 October 6, 2019

Chilly Buddy

A Chilly Buddy is a little dog that is on a walk in the middle of the winter with a cute sweater on.

“That’s a cute dog you got there, Mr. Example!”
“Yeah, everyone calls him cute! That’s because he is! Do you want to pet him?”
“Sure!” pets
“He’s one Chilly Buddy!”

by “Ramen Noodles” October 7, 2019

bounce buddy

A "John" (man who has sex with prostitutes) who regularly has sex with one prostitute in particular. The reason he's called a "bounce buddy" is because the prostitute thinks of him as a buddy who has sex with her (less likely him) and then "bounces" (goes away without saying much)

Crystal the prostitute rostitute: I have a guy/gal who at least once a month pays to have sex with me. Each time after he's had sex with me, he leaves without saying much. He's a bounce buddy.

by Before Watchmen: Nite Owl 1 August 2, 2019

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019