Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.

The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.

by em-er-ly November 8, 2009

Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

spice attack

when someone is super fiesty or overreacts

(morgan accidently bumps into noelle)
morgan: woah watch where your going!
noelle: spice attack much?

by noeyt August 13, 2010

Wallet Attack

When another person causes you spend alot of money, usually used in the future tense when someone accompanying you (usually female) sees something in a window they like

X: OMG look at those shoes

Y: Err yea...

Z: i Feel a wallet attack coming on

by HarryG!! August 19, 2010

Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

Yak Attack

You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.

Me: "Dude, I gave Dixon a Yak Attack last night. ROCKED HIS WORLD."

by murphystater February 24, 2011

monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011