April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

april 21

national grab your homies balls day also play clash royale day

its april 21st dude *grabs balls*

by SUs man 6969 April 18, 2022

April 15

Ask everyone on ur snap chat best friends list even if there a guy or a girl after they answer send them this

Hey wanna date sike I lied on April 15

by Gerald Henderson April 15, 2021

April 14th

The day amazing people are born , and btw there name prolly starts with and e ;). They also are prolly big fatass weebs or kpop stans . But there one thing you will know is that they will always be lonely asf

:Hey jon you know what day it is?
Jon: no i dont why?!
: Its fucking April 14th the day amazing people are born !!!
Jon:oh shit your right!

by That one art hoe ;) November 7, 2019

April 26

April 26 is National Prank The Boys Day

Yo, he is out cold bruh
Yessir, time to prank him. After all is April 26
(Ugh)

by Kavaugn March 29, 2022

Pulling an April

When you are streaming you will randomly start singing during said stream.

Wut? Why are you Pulling an April?

by HyperIntake13 May 18, 2014